12 definitions by Vindows Wertex

shithouse

Used in a situation where things aren't going quite as planned or can be used as an insult to others.

Can be pronounced "Zhithowzzz"

"Shithouse, my phone battery has gone flat again"

"Hey, shithouse, who's doing early shift today?"

by Vindows Wertex August 16, 2006

bowel carrots

The name given to solid carrot shape formations passed by humans from the bowel into a loo. Also know as Rusty carrots.

As Johnny flushed the toilet he waved goodbye to his long but not forgotten bowel carrots.

by Vindows Wertex September 16, 2007

alotavater

Pronunciation a-lot-of-water.

A common and meaningless expression used by Indians to communicate amongst their clan.

Arnold paused for a moment and listened as the tribal communication began "um Um, agro valata, alotavater, alotavater, alotavater, alotavater".

by Vindows Wertex March 14, 2007

acid bag

Another term for your bladder.

Dude, I need to go empty my acid bag man.

by Vindows Wertex October 20, 2006

Text Tennis

The term given to the activity of individuals who communicate regularly using mobile phone text messaging.

Jeff uses Text Tennis when he can't be bothered engaging in vocal conversation with his girlfriend.

by Vindows Wertex February 4, 2008

drenched squirrel

Used to describe the appearance of a human feces long in shape, mahogany coloured, pointed at one end (like the tail of a squirrel) and resting to the side of a pan (toilet) in fresh water.

I couldn't believe someone had left that drenched squirrel in trap one, how revolting!

by Vindows Wertex February 4, 2008

bobbins

An expression which describes the poor remedial fix of an object/item.

It can also be a reference to a vital part of the anatomy.

"Hey Trigger, that twirly wirly bar you taped together has been returned by a customer. They said it was bobbins"

"oi, I braked too hard and I slipped off my seat smashing up me bobbins!"

by Vindows Wertex October 6, 2006