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baby penguin 

Someone who is completely naive or innocent who you could never picture doing anything sexual. Usually refers to males. Not based on physical appearance.
"He's SUCH a baby penguin!!!"
"I know! Girls are too sexual for him..."
baby penguin by becbec March 7, 2012
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baby penguin 

Someone who is naive in the ways of sex.
Kurt Hummel was a baby penguin until his boyfriend tapped that ass.

baby penguin 

In India it is widely referred to "Aditya Uddhav Thackeray" or Someone dim wit on higher position because of nepotism.
This baby penguin has no idea about politics.
baby penguin by Balasaheb September 8, 2020

Baby Penguin 

Someone who you cannot picture in a sexual way whatsoever (to the point you reject the existence of their genitalia), it could also mean someone who is avoids anything sexual and becomes overly uncomfortable and awkward if anything related to sex comes up.

This person will forever be in the friendzone.

This person is also generally male.
"We were making sexual innuendos all night but he didn't get any of them..."

"Probs because he doesn't know what sex is...he's such a baby penguin!"

or

"He always leaves the room if the word sex even enters a conversation...typical Baby Penguin..."
"Well, he probably doesn't even know what a vagina looks like..."

"I love corrupting Baby Penguins! :)"
Baby Penguin by STMcWrinkle March 7, 2012

a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg 

When your teacher tries to fit in with the rest of the Gen-Z generation but then look here and find out they said @$?#! in front of the whole class!
Student: "a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg"

Teacher: (says same thing) then looks it up *in shock*

club penguin baby 

Mwa Mwa Penguins(or club penguin bay bees) is a group of adult penguins who like to think they are babies who cry so much because they were spoilt as children and never grew up, every now and then some penguin comes and shakes some sense into them by shouting at and attacking them, the mwa mwa penguins then proceed to call the attacker a "meanie" then the pet shop owner comes and kicks them out of the pet shop for scaring away customers, then Everyone could actualy buy a puffle instead of bieng harrased by these gits, the only thing there good at is bieng stupid and bieng SO BLOOMING ANNOYING They were created by A youtuber named SpCpGirl51960.
club penguin baby:goo goo goo goo goo! penguin:SHUT UP *cocks gun* club penguin baby:goo-*gunshot*
club penguin baby by Link972 December 9, 2009

penguin baby 

eww...that girl don't shave her penguin baby
penguin baby by anna molly November 16, 2006
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