baby blast

to ejaculate your seamen a.k.a man jelly

"yo dude last night i was with this chick and right when i was about to baby blast i pulled out to make her think i came, she turned her head, and POW! i baby blasted all over her face!

by allikis britton June 28, 2009

Baby Blaster

Gun that Blast baby with 1 shot

Man i used my baby blaster to shoot that fucker in the tummy

by Yeerrrrr October 1, 2021

Baby Blaster

When you nut in a girl and she shoots the nut back at you

"I realized my mistake when I didn't pull out and she hit me with the Baby Blaster."; "Equally sexy, I can suck water from the bath with my vagina then lift it out and shoot water out of it like a pistol! Pew pew! BABY BLASTER"

by Garbage-Person-CockMcJock September 25, 2019

Baby Batter Blaster

cock

I just shot carpet babies on her chin with my baby batter blaster

by Burritowagon May 11, 2010

Bastard Baby

A Baby who has eitehr No Father or possibly No mother... Often the result of A Condom Catastrophe!

Amy: Your baby is so cute!

Vicky: Thanks she is my Condom catastrophe, bastard baby!

by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009

Chubby Bastard Baby

A Chubby Bastard Baby is when the baby that has just been born and is very fat.

Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!

Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.

by ChunkyChestnut February 9, 2022

baby face's blaster

a tf2 primary weapon for the scout class that was nerfed to the ground by valve

its main ablity is when you deal damage you gain a boost but now all it takes is 25 damage or doubble jumping for it to be canceled

scout1: remember the old baby face's blaster
scout2: yea too bad its nerfed

by sniper nate October 23, 2020