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oh baby a triple

"Oh baby, a triple!" is a phrased coined by a child playing one of the Call Of Duty games. He happens to be wielding a sniper rifle during a round of ffa, and while camping comes across 3 people standing in a line. He fires, and headshots all 3 players, shortly after saying "Oh baby a triple! Oh yeah!" The term is commonly used among gaming communities, and it may be used as a literal term to describe a triple kill, or it would be used as sarcasm, to show someone their accomplishment wasn't very important.
"Just got a triple kill in call of duty!" "Oh baby a triple!"
"I just noscoped someone for the first time!

Your baby a lady 

Cant be beaten. The prime leader of insults. If spoken the universe explodes.
Frank: your granny tranny
Greg: your grandpap a trap
Peter: your sister a mister
Luke: your brother a mother

David: your baby a lady
*universe just fucking explodes
Your baby a lady by Ieatass420 March 17, 2018

Your male baby a lady 

The forbidden legendary insult that even the ones who dare to speak it quickly choke and die. If said the universe will implode in on itself until there is nothing left but the eternal abyss of silence.
Bob; your granpap a trap
Carl; *said while dying* you leave me no other choice,

Bob; No, have mercy!
Carl; your male baby a lady!
*the earth around then squished them into the void*

baby arm holding a gala apple 

Large flaccid penis with a oversized head, likely disease ridden. Usually found on skinny black males with a psychiatric problem.
Did you see that baby arm holding a gala Apple running down highway 54?!

Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"
Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.

baby what a big surprise 

When a guy shows up at a girls house unannounced with his cock hanging out!
Chad : Hey girl what's up!
Keirsten : Ohh Baby What A Big Surprise!