Baby's Head

Lancashire (where we talk proper): Baby's head. Noun, Steak (and sometimes kidney) pudding, especially when ordering from a chippy, and so called because of it's close resemblance to a baby's head. Most commonly ordered with Peas and gravy.

Correct pronunciation: "Babbiz yed"

Ey up lass I'll have Babbiz Yed (baby's head), peas & gravy twice, please.

by Leyther lad August 14, 2017

baby's head

Northern English slang for meat pie, particularly in Wigan.

"Fanceh some baby's head and peas, luv?"

by TC Raymond August 16, 2005

wet the baby's head

To celebrate the birth of a baby with a drink of alcohol or more usually an excuse for a drinking spree.

Congratulations Bill! How about we go out tonight to wet the baby's head?

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

wet the baby's head

The process of celebrating the birth of a baby. Traditionally taking its name from the Christian baptismal rite, during which the head of a baby would be wet with blesed water, the phrase now commonly relates to the consumption of large amounts of alcohol as a celebration of the new arrival.

The actual process of wetting the baby's head is far more fun before the baby is born.

Bloke 1: check out the cans on that barmaid.
Bloke 2: Dude, you're married.
Bloke 1: Yeah, but...
Bloke 2: You're wife just had a kid.
Bloke 1: Yeah, well..
Bloke 2: We're here celebrating, to wet the baby's head.
Bloke 1: True. But she has got really nice cans.

by Phil Bool September 27, 2006

skeeted on a baby's head

It's when you fuck a pregnet bitch

Last night I skeeted on a baby's head, that bitch was big!!!

by SkeeterMan November 7, 2006

wet the baby's head

To have sex with an extremely pregnant woman.

Person 1: I banged my girl yesterday, she's 38 weeks pregnant!
Person 2: You wet the baby's head, huh?

by TookLongEnough November 3, 2012

Shampoo the babys head

To have sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman

"Come over here 'til I shampoo the babys head!"

by Ralph the Boy Ralphie May 29, 2007