Baboons ass 

A friend that acts like a asshole at a party and is jumping all over people like a baboon

Mike: wow ,that was some party last night wasn't it...
Jamie: yeh, but ngl simon was a baboons ass fucking twat ...

Baboons ass by Asheater July 17, 2016

baboons ass 

pink, large, plump

"damn gurl what happened to your lips?"

"oh i did the kylie jenner lip challenge"

"well you look like you have a baboons ass now"

baboons ass by 3kk0 January 3, 2017

Baboon ass 

Baboon ass is an unfortunate case where your ass cheeks sweat and the wet hairs on your ass cause friction, which is a the pain felt as baboon ass. It's most common whilst doing activity, and in the summertime, where your body will naturally sweat more. Wiping your ass too hard can also result in this terrible sickness. The term baboon ass derives from the redness found on a baboon's ass, this same redness is a sympton along with a bloody great pain on your crack of the sickness also.

I can't play football today lads, i've got baboon ass.

Baboon ass by Muddy Horsburgh September 22, 2005

Baboon Ass 

A condition in which a mans ass ( specifically on or around the butthole ) becomes red and swollen resembling the ass of a Baboon . This unfortunate and painful condition is most often the result of exercise or manual labor on hot humid summer days and is often made worse by the salt found naturally in a man' perspiration. In addition baboon ass can also be brought on by repeated wiping of ones butthole such as in the case of diarhea or the beer shits etc...

OUCH my ass hurts , I must have baboon ass from all that beer and exercise. "Honey can you kiss it better ?"

Baboon Ass by chicagogofan February 22, 2010

baboon ass 

stage 2 of monkey butt when youve had too many jalapenos

i am passing monkey butt going on to baboon ass since i have ate that jar of jalapenos

baboon ass by fuck you December 9, 2003

Baboon-ass pussy 

A vagina that has red and swollen labia, thus reassembling a baboon ass.

Wow, did you see that stripper’s “baboon-ass pussy”?

Baboon-ass pussy by Big J. Wells April 20, 2009

baboon ass 

When you (a male) grab the top of your scrotum near the didick, squeezing the nuts until they are tightly displayed against the scrotum flesh. Best when displayed through the fly of your pants, and then asking a cute girl if she has ever seen a baboon's ass.

Have you ever seen a baboon's ass?

baboon ass by Joe January 10, 2004