baark

an amazing couple consisting of blake and bear. were very swaggy

“baark is amazing”-amelia

by bear ludson March 29, 2021

we are tighter than bark on a tree

When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.

Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay

by Gninja237 June 18, 2017

boardwalk barker

The people that yell at you, as your walking past the overpriced game they operate on the pier, trying to get you to spend your hard earned money and win a cheap prize.

The couple were walking on the pier when suddenly a boardwalk barker startled them.

by jpg3 August 13, 2015

Hard Bark

A resistance to external influences; pain, criticism or peer pressure.

You got a lot of hard bark on you, Pal.

by TC Gage December 19, 2008

bark for me

"bark for me" is basically simping over a girl on social media but more in a weird way.

girl: bark for me
simp: BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF ARGH ARHG WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF !

by selevabeats January 8, 2022

Barkapoo

Any dog that is part poodle and barks in excess/has a major barking problem.

Person 1: What a cute dog! What breed is it?
Person 2 (as dog is barking incessantly): It's a barkapoo.
Person 1: LOL, no really!
Person 2: It's a barkapoo. Haven't you heard it barking the past half hour? When we got it we thought it was a yorkiepoo but turns out it's a barkapoo.

by LOL good one July 2, 2011

jalex barakarth

(aka Jalex) the bromance created for the two band members of pop-punk band All Time Low, Jack Barakat and Alex Gaskarth

Fangirl One: Omg Zack and Jack are adorbs
Fangirl Two: Hush you idiot. Jack isnt real. Ship Jalex Barakarth-now that's real.

by insanelydelirious April 25, 2013