aztro

a very cool person which is just too heavenly for your vision. He proceeds to pull girls faster than the Flash and is a living miracle. Be like an Aztro.

Girl: OMG look at Jonathan! He's so cute, he's such an Aztro.

aztro by aztrq March 31, 2022

AstroJob

When you do a handstand and a girl gives you a blowjob standing up.

Damn bro, Grace gave me the best AstroJob last night. The headrush when I busted a nut was unreal.

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AstroJob by c.harris October 10, 2015

Astro Mode 

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended amount of time, longer than normal.

My friend will be back one day, he's in Astro Mode right now.
Bro I just went full Astro Mode, I feel very relieved.

Astro Mode by Viuz January 23, 2022

Altrollism 

Benevolent trolling. Trolling a person or group while benefitting others.

Ruth showed her altrollism when she donated vaccines in the name of anti-vaccination cultists.

Altrollism by UberPest February 3, 2015

aztrosist 

proffesinal utuber
memay extradinaer

normie: aztrosist more like assresist lol xd
internaut: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.

aztrosist by Instinctual777 March 9, 2017

The Astro 

Doing The Astro is defined as whatever you do in secret when no one's around. Everyone does The Astro.

I bet Jimmy's doing The Astro right now. He didn't come to the party.

The Astro by You just got yab'd June 6, 2009

astro black 

1. extremely blunted, either to the point of blacking out, or reaching a higher state of mind then ever before
2. an enlightened black man

"Last night I took three bong rips, smoked a blunt, and reached astro black"
"Brother Muhammad is all astro black now after reading the Koran all day"

astro black by somaticvibe April 30, 2008