aylar 

An Interesting Persian girl
Competitive,ineffectiveness,
independent,controls her identity easily

Full of energy and excitement,Wants Freedom and Justice

She's interested in protecting People Who Are Weaker than her or whom Are oppressed by cruelty
She Likes to argue and She Never gives up,even though she's against Violence but being violent is one of her Important personalities,athletic,No one can restrict Her, She's fashionable,Cute,and Very Hot
She can Fake a smile so easily that You can Never Understand

She's angry most of the times but she's able to control it

She doesn't want to fight BUT when it Comes to her Friends She Can be a SUPER BITCH,when someone messes With her Friends You don't want to See her When She's in that Mode

Aylar STOP! You Don't want to go to jail do you?

aylar by Claire Redfield January 24, 2018

5 alarm breath 

This describes one who has breath that is odorous and spicy.

Geezzz, Bruto has 5 alarm breath after the chili cook-off!

5 alarm breath by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

dick alarm 

A painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!

After drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!

dick alarm by pipelayer24 August 6, 2013

alarm clock 

An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning

Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.

alarm clock by Afakename August 26, 2015

American EAS Alarm

One of the drabbest EAS alarms out there, thoroughly needs changing.

“Have you heard the American EAS Alarm?”
“Yeah it sucks, thoroughly needs changing.”

American EAS Alarm by Cowboy_ July 23, 2021

buttery alarm

A morning blowjob

Hey babe, make sure to set a buttery alarm for the morning.

buttery alarm by Buters876 February 23, 2015

Ambrose Alarm Clock 

The act of urinating into a sleeping persons face to the point that they wake up. If the urinator is asked ‘What are you doing?’ The proper response would be ‘Pissin’. Also known as a Hellion Hello.

That lazy bastard Dean wouldn’t wake up for work so I gave him an Ambrose Alarm Clock. That got him up.

Ambrose Alarm Clock by Karl Hungus October 31, 2019