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Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.
Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
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Roderick Alden

Roderick Alden, PhD, is the Chairman of the Omaha City Council in Omaha, Nebraska. He is a pivotal swing vote on the panel, and a powerhouse in local elections. He is most notable for his doctoral thesis on IQ differences, in which he coined the term Alden's Number.
Vaush: Hey, do you know who Roderick Alden is?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?
Roderick Alden by BigTony102 March 7, 2021
Check also Niyi

Loyal, awesome men of Nigerian origin.

Independent, resourceful and awesome lovers and kissers.
Your husbands name is Adeniyi?

Such luck!!!
Adeniyi by DaddyElix April 1, 2019

Aiden Granitz 

A four-teen year old boy who really isn’t the best kid you want to know. He simultaneously bullies his friends for attention, which he can’t get. He’s also has the worst hairline that nobody could stand. With friends he always bullies other people and bullies his own friends.
At school

Person who knows Aiden Granitz
“Do you know Aiden Granitz”

Person at school
“ Ya that ass with the worst hairline”

Using Aiden in a sentence
“Queue Aiden’s hairline”
Adenike is a female Yoruba (a Nigeria tribe) name the literarily means “CROWNS ARE CARED FOR”

Adenike’s are beautiful, Kind, smart, confident, well spoken and principled.

People often mistake their ever straight face for the mean girl but they are the friendliest people once they like you or get comfortable around you.

Adenike’s are always successful.
Adenike is amazing.
ADENIKE by O G A February 4, 2020

Arden, North Carolina 

The city of Asheville's bitch to the south.
Home to TC Roberson High School, a main rival to Asheville High. TC Roberson has won more state championships than Asheville and their other rival, Reynolds High School, combined.
Hey, let's go down to Arden, North Carolina to mess some people up!