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awkwic 

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A combination of awkward and epic. Epicly awkward, or awkwardly epic.
Nick got fired right in front of the whole office, it was awkwic.
awkwic by cleav June 1, 2014
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awkwizard 

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Someone who displays awkwardness with uncanny wizard-like ability. An extremelly awkward person.
"Did you see how many times Erin fell in that soccer game?"
"Yeah, she is such an awkwizard."
awkwizard by geewizard July 1, 2007
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awkwic • Awkwicity • Awkwidity • Awklicious • Awksickles • Awkwacity • Awkwiddity • Awkwierd • Awkwify • Awkwitity

Awkwify 

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The process of making awkward.
"So I thought I was in with that chick... But I totally awkwified the sitch by nerding it up. Didn't go down terribly well."

"Man, you always know just how to awkwify the moment. You should practice preventing that awkwification.
Awkwify by Campex April 29, 2008
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Awklicious 

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Adj. When someone is awkward beyond belief, yet extremely good looking.
Gurl, why you gots to be so damn awklicious?
Awklicious by Clcravey October 27, 2011
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Awkwidity 

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The act / being in a state of awkwardness.
Steevo: Hey Ernst! How are you? (*Philo accent)

Ernst: No Steven, I'm not alright. Because your fake accent made me feel uncomfortable.

Steevo: Stop this awkwidity at once! None of that!
Awkwidity by Steeeeeevo June 26, 2009
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Awkwierd

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The most awkward as it gets
Ping pong enthusiast #1: Wow, its hard to play with 1/2 foot of space behind me
Ping pong enthusiast #2: Yea, it sure is awkwierd :/
Awkwierd by JoeManX July 14, 2009
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Awkwicity 

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A term used to refer to the measure of awkwardness in a situation.
The awkwicity was at an all time high
Awkwicity by bubblegumkisses2 August 23, 2011
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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