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An awknado is the most awkward of all situations. Used in situations so uncomfortable a tornado of awkwardness suddenly appears.
I saw Doug the other day and went in for a hug but all he wanted was a handshake. Awknado.
Awknado by Layles89 September 15, 2015
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awknowledge 

(v.) - 1. to say "AWKWARD!" in an awkward situation, thereby acknowledging said situation as awkward 2. to acknowledge something or someone as awkward
"He awknowledged what happened and everyone laughed."
"Let's just awknowledge the situation and move on."
awknowledge by akelso20 October 26, 2007

awknowledgement 

awknowledgement (n.) - 1. action of saying "AWKWARD!" in an awkward situation, thereby acknowledging said situation as awkward 2. the act of acknowledging the awkwardness of something or someone
"His awknowledgement created a less tense and more humorous atmosphere."
awknowledgement by akelso20 October 25, 2007
"Man, I had such an awkner during my prostate exam."
awkner by GingerSnapKat April 17, 2016
Hey bro, I had an awkner after the new girl in the office told me to fuck off.
awkner by KitKatGingerSnap July 8, 2016

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004