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"Man, I had such an awkner during my prostate exam."
awkner by GingerSnapKat April 17, 2016
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Hey bro, I had an awkner after the new girl in the office told me to fuck off.
awkner by KitKatGingerSnap July 8, 2016
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The slightly awkward moment when Mark Zuckerberg meets Jesse Eisenberg meets Andy Samberg on Saturday Night Live.

Surprisingly, the universe did not implode upon the union of not one, not two, but three bergs.
Andy Samberg: Wait, have you two not met? Awkberg!
Awkberg by Alucrix February 20, 2011
Awkward, abbreviated form that sounds cuter :p
Paul: I think you're a sexy mofo.
George: Uhm.. wow. That's awkers.
Awkers by pokexdiversity October 18, 2008

awkwertisati 

i caught my ex the other day kissing my sister and the awkwertisati was strong
awkwertisati by egg&sperm April 9, 2020
This is how the uneducated and slightly ignorant pronounce ornery. Basically, you can pronounce it this way if you want to sound like an idiot.
I am awnery because my parents couldn't afford to send me to college.
awnery by Jeff Plincus October 2, 2007

Awkwercourse

Sex that somehow creates an awkward feeling in one or more of the individuals participating in it. See Awkward Sex.
Jim and Cassie had total awkwercourse last night; Cassie kept texting during it.

Kyle kept begging Becky to have sex with him, but he was so bad in bed that Becky kept declining. She just wanted to avoid the awkwercourse.
Awkwercourse by Firestorm502 July 20, 2010
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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