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awesphobia 

awesphobia is a phobia of not being awesome

as barney stinson said “In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.”
dude how can i have awesphobia i mean come on im awesome
awesphobia by barneys army August 24, 2012
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Awesphyxiation

(noun): The condition of being incapable of breathing due to the pure awesomeness of what has just been witnessed.

(v): To awesphyxiate.

When I saw that old lady get jumpkicked in the face in Hot Fuzz I thought I was going to die of awesphyxiation.
Awesphyxiation by Hizowie January 28, 2009

assphobia 

One whom is deathly afraid of penetrating the depth of the tar star.
Nena needs someone that does not have assphobia....she likes to piitb.
assphobia by Mianosm November 21, 2006

aykesphobia 

fear of aykes aj aka doogan
yeah man i have aykesphobia bro is scary..
aykesphobia by zadiecheeta April 26, 2022

Alephobia 

Extreme fear of Alejandros
“I have Alephobia ,Im frightened from Alejandros.”
Alephobia by laychips222 October 24, 2023

Assphobia 

Fear of not being an asshole
Kelric has assphobia
Assphobia by Alyssalou February 1, 2020

Agephobia 

A fear of anyone older and/or younger than you. This could also apply to people the same age as you. Some cases of agephobia are very mild, such as only feeling uncomfortable around people older/younger than you. More severe cases have more discomfort, fear, and unwillingness to do anything with people outside of your age group.
Person 1: Hey! There's a party this weekend at my house. You wanna come?
Person 2: who's going to be there?
Person 1:just you, me, a few other friends, and my older sister and some of her friends.
Person 2: I'd rather not, your sister gives me agephobia.

Person 1: ok. It's fine.
Agephobia by REEEEEEEEEET August 25, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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