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Afterboner

After sex, that boner that you keep for about a minute or so after. Can lead to zipper problems.
Alyssa gave me an awesome blowjob, but afterwards I hurt myself when my fly got caught on my afterboner.
Afterboner by soccerfreak5 February 16, 2010
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Afterbone 

Subject A: "Hey let's hang out today"
Subject B: "No I can't my wife is tired and she wants to sleep"
Subject A: "Oh she must be suffering from the Afterbone"
Afterbone by Afterbone123 March 1, 2011

afterboner

the boner you still have after masturbating or having sex before going flaccid. It usually lasts a minute and makes it hard to put clothes on.
Franklin tried to piss after sex, but his afterboner made pee go everywhere.
afterboner by gamervolcano May 4, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004