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Those avj guys need to get a life
avj by GannyX November 15, 2020
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One who holds a infinite supply of milk to serve all the children of the world. Avjeet surpasses the power of any god who has ever lived. Calling someone an avjeet is a huge complement so be careful on who you say it to. Make sure to worship any Avjeet you come across as well or else no milk will be gifted to you.
Tom: Thanks bill for watching my pets while I was gone
Bill: no problem Tom
Tom: Bill, you are a real Avjeet
Bill: *bows to Tom*
Bill: Let me suck you until you turn into a lesbian dog
avjeet by M1lkM4n May 15, 2018
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One who holds a infinite supply of milk to serve all the children of the world. Avjeet surpasses the power of any god who has ever lived. Calling someone an avjeet is a huge complement so be careful on who you say it to.
Tom: Thanks bill for helping out with this project
Bill: thanks Tom
Tom: Bill, you are a real Avjeet
Bill: *bows to Tom*
Bill: Let me suck you until you turn into a lesbian dog
avjeet by M1lkM4n May 15, 2018
A straight extra virgin white male who is a child of god (jesus lover) but is also questioning his sexuality. They tend to have an unhealthy obsession with Elon Musk and young ministers. Avjohn's believe and supports white supremacy, capitalism and communism. Beware, they are menaces to society and can be a threat to young children.
HAve you seen the way she walks... such an Avjohn!

Praying your child doesn't become an Avjohn.
Avjohn by holychild69 September 9, 2021
Named after a never-ageing flower that fell from Venus to Earth, Avjola is the embodiment of cuteness mixed with love, sprinkled with a touch of youth, craziness and joy, all wrapped up in a body graced by the heavens.

She can be the sweetest child, and then the baddest bitch.
Loves to read more than anything else (except food, but she won't admit it).
Needs to be pampered and fed. If you forget to feed her for 8 hours, hell will break loose.

Might say mean stuff if you struck some sensitive chords but she has the softest heart inside.

Will laugh at anything you say, overall great public.
Loves to touch your face or tickle you while you drive.
And there she was, Avjola, descending the steps in her dress that marvellously embrace her body.
You could see the reflections of the diamonds hanging from the ceiling landing in her pure hazel eyes, and for a moment, watching her smile, everything would stop... Then, there.. this is when you feel life has blessed you in the most cutest way possible.
Avjola by Dr. Kyl November 22, 2021
Some bloke thats definitely got proper indian parents, and he probably has a different name or a nickname by now.
Probably looks to be unintelligent on the outside not gonna lie, or completely flexes his knowledge.
"Have you seen that Avjit guy?"
"Yeah, doesn't look very bright does he?"
avjit by SulfurToe November 23, 2021

Pull an Avjohn

The act of abandoning friends or family members and lying, manipulating, or gaslighting them. They tend to bail on extremely important plans and events. They say they will complete something or be there for you and then mysteriously stop picking up calls when it is time, a perfect example of their frequent bailing condition. An individual that "pulls an Avjohn" never admits that they are wrong or that they lied even though strong evidence is present to support the victims. These malicious individuals nap to pass time and procrastinate. People who "pull an Avjohn" tend to be loved, so these people are difficult to be upset at.
Jimmy "pulled an Avjohn", but I expected him to so I am not too sad about it.

Of course, I expected you to "pull an Avjohn", you never fail to do so.
Pull an Avjohn by dirtychild666 April 21, 2022
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