- if phwawesome is
the prophet, then the awespoon is akin to god.
- it is quite simply
the highest form of awesome there is
- the holy weapon of awesome
- Yes, it'd
better than xawesome and phwawesome combined.
"some beleive in the tale of the Effigy of the Awespoon, a weapon so great that
those who were deemed unworthy to lay eyes on it died from its shear aura of
awesomeness. made by the great 'Lord Awespoon' himself, in the awesome fires of awesome-hell. it is now beleived to lie at the bottom of the chasm of awesome, where it is said that a
descendant of lord awespoon will find his sacred weapon and bring awesome back to the world"