availabiale

Denotes da status of a chick who is readily willing to spread her legs.

In da hilarious "false sexual-promiscuity confession" joke, "Little Tommy Shaughnessey" flimflams da priest into divulging da names of all of da "availabiale" girls in da community, so dat said "actually girlfriendless" hot-in-da-crotch Irish stud can know which local hotties to seek out and proposition.

availabiale by QuacksO April 13, 2026

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The most annoying message on any video sharing site.

Guy1: " This video is not available in your country. " Fuck youtube man. That message is so annoying right?
Guy2: I never get it, I'm American!

This video is not available in your country. by <lange> October 30, 2008

All Availability Rule 

Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.

Girl: "I love what you and Jane have together. I want that. I should say yes to Jim."
Guy: "No you shouldn't. He's a jerk. I hear he has done time and is $200k in debt."

Girl walks away dejected

Guy 2: "Why did you do that?"
Guy: "All Availability Rule. Never know when I may need her single"

All Availability Rule by bobandbill April 25, 2011

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Probably the only meme that got old the very first day it was released. It refers to Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology video that got removed from YouTube with the text "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International"

random dude: Tom Cruse sure is crazy eh?
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday

[This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International] by Jason Brandt January 21, 2008

emotionally available

Something that doesn't exist in this generation.

Person A:Hey wanna be in a relationship?

Person B: yeah! I have no other traumas that will affect this relationship! So I am emotionally available.

emotionally available by CatWithJeans February 13, 2021

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When crazy fanatical cult members don't want the public to see their inane propaganda

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[This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International] by Jason Brandt January 22, 2008

Available Hole 

An Available Hole (noun) will 'put out' indiscriminately. Male or Female, they tend to be morally bereft and devoid of substantive thought.

They will make themselves available to all of his/her friends, all of your friends, your friends' friends, passing strangers, the butcher, the baker, and particularly the candlestick maker and generally anybody who is in need of an 'available hole' for sexual encounters lacking in any sense of lasting satisfaction and ultimately cumulating in notions of being an vapid and debased soul.

An Available Hole will usually be a carrier of various STIs/STDs and will waste no opportunity to smear these across the face of society and infect the general populous with their pestilence. They will frequently use their powers of manipulation to engineer situations whereby they may garner attention, breach trusts, disregard others, break friendships, test relationships, spread disease and corrupt the minds of innocents.

Not really someone to take to 'meet your parents' or to openly admit to engaging in acts of promiscuity with, to either close friends, acquaintances or colleagues.

Also known, amongst various others, as the 'town bike', 'town crotch', 'unpaid whore'

A: Hey man, ya know that Salli? She's a right goer, had her last night..

B: Yeh man, had her last week... That makes us weiner cousins!

C: Salli? Shit, she left me with a bad case of the clap coupla months back. Fuck man, she's been ridden by every Tom, Dick and Harry in town. That makes us all weiner cousins

A: Ik. Think I may have to go get myself checked out didn't realise she was such an Available Hole. Meh.

Available Hole by Spoontastic January 10, 2010