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life or death situation.
im in a auzns -_-
auzns by user92839503321 August 16, 2020
Words you can keep
An attention whore or the acto f attention whoring.
Omg, Zap is being an aznseal.
aznseal by Lollol BBQ November 14, 2007
Aznseals humping my dog!
aznseal by o_O_O_o January 14, 2008
A cool place ruined by Reality
Hey wanna go play on AusNS?
No way Reality's playing there.
ausns by Reality fan May 13, 2005
The first aznseal originated in Asia, where a 14 year old azn boy had sex with a white seal. The cross contamination of Azn + White has not been specified or thoroughly investigated/examined by professional scientists. It is believed that there were more asian hormones than white hormones thus the seal produced was of asian foreign.

This lead to the birth of the worlds first aznseal.

Over many years, aznseal became an attention whore, a basiler, and quite unfortunately, a highly skilled SSBM player.

A fag.
1. Would you look at that aznseal! They say he's the only one of his species!

2. Omg! I just got owned by aznseal's Wavedash (SSBM move)!

3. Jack is such an aznseal.
aznseal by Anti-Aznseal February 13, 2008
Ausns,
leet, ownage, kewl, sexeh, grate, winer, topstuf, good, godlike
ausns is leet
AusNS by ... August 10, 2003
aznseal Pronunciation: ey-zhuhn-seel
Noun
1. A marine mammal originating from Asia
2. A famous basiler that if you don't know who he is, you have no business on basil
3. Skilled Super Smash Brothers Melee (SSBM) player

Origin: An Asian maplestory players IGN based of him being Asian and a seal
Chat Section basilmarket:

Person #1- OMG i play SSBM who else plays it
First Post aka aznseal - i pwnz0rz u nub

I want attention - aznseal

audrey is my bff - aznseal

AznSeal by Naruto Uzamaki January 11, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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