The first aznseal originated in Asia, where a 14 year
old azn boy had sex with a white seal. The cross contamination of Azn + White has not been specified or thoroughly investigated/examined by professional scientists. It is believed that there were more
asian hormones than white hormones thus the seal produced was of asian foreign.
This lead to the birth of the worlds first aznseal.
Over many years, aznseal became an attention whore, a basiler, and quite unfortunately, a highly skilled SSBM
player.
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