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one day feels like three autumns 

a chinese idiom that is used when you miss someone so much,
one day feels as long as three years.
When I'm without you one day feels like three autumns
A really chill homie who makes the best gluten free cakes. She's so beautiful even though she can be a real ass sometimes. Don't mess with her because people are definently not her thing. Yet friends are on the top of her priority list. She's very smart and is most definently a heart breaker. Usually Autumns tend to be fun sized which makes them cute. But don't get to close to these feisty little gremlins or your sure to be missing a hand at the end of it. Autumns have great hair even though it can be a little of an odd color. All in all Autumns are a huge catch once thy get use to you and will remain loyal to you for the rest of your life.
Dude have you heard of Autumns there great! booty
Autumns by Cashmeoutsudehowboutdah January 25, 2017

automasculina 

To engage in the act of masturbation - applicable to males only.

Source: Albanian bathroom cleaner, "You do automasculina if you no pooosh manneee?"
Henry was busily engaged in an act of automasculina when Susan walked in on him..

Aaron and Danny, both saddened by their girlfriend's leaving them, copiously engaged in an act of automasculina on each other.
automasculina by Roishie September 9, 2005

automasochist 

That one guy that keeps taking on the most hopeless, tragic, unnecessary, tragic cars and tries to revive them into "what they should have / could have been". Aka money-pit cars
There's Tom, at it again. Putting a 5 cylinder engine into a VW Fox. Truly a question no one asked. He is a devout automasochist.
automasochist by rdavidz December 20, 2021

AutumnSexyPants 

An Autumn that has sexy pants, or is wearing no pants and is really sexy.
That ugly bitch is so0o not AutumnSexyPants
AutumnSexyPants by AutumnSexyPants February 19, 2009
sir autumar! is a young upcoming artist
autumar! is definitely next up

bro you heard that new autumar!
autumar by mar nigga August 31, 2021