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one day feels like three autumns 

a chinese idiom that is used when you miss someone so much,
one day feels as long as three years.
When I'm without you one day feels like three autumns
A really chill homie who makes the best gluten free cakes. She's so beautiful even though she can be a real ass sometimes. Don't mess with her because people are definently not her thing. Yet friends are on the top of her priority list. She's very smart and is most definently a heart breaker. Usually Autumns tend to be fun sized which makes them cute. But don't get to close to these feisty little gremlins or your sure to be missing a hand at the end of it. Autumns have great hair even though it can be a little of an odd color. All in all Autumns are a huge catch once thy get use to you and will remain loyal to you for the rest of your life.
Dude have you heard of Autumns there great! booty
Autumns by Cashmeoutsudehowboutdah January 25, 2017

automasculina 

To engage in the act of masturbation - applicable to males only.

Source: Albanian bathroom cleaner, "You do automasculina if you no pooosh manneee?"
Henry was busily engaged in an act of automasculina when Susan walked in on him..

Aaron and Danny, both saddened by their girlfriend's leaving them, copiously engaged in an act of automasculina on each other.
automasculina by Roishie September 9, 2005

automasochist 

That one guy that keeps taking on the most hopeless, tragic, unnecessary, tragic cars and tries to revive them into "what they should have / could have been". Aka money-pit cars
There's Tom, at it again. Putting a 5 cylinder engine into a VW Fox. Truly a question no one asked. He is a devout automasochist.
automasochist by rdavidz December 20, 2021

AutumnSexyPants 

An Autumn that has sexy pants, or is wearing no pants and is really sexy.
That ugly bitch is so0o not AutumnSexyPants
AutumnSexyPants by AutumnSexyPants February 19, 2009
sir autumar! is a young upcoming artist
autumar! is definitely next up

bro you heard that new autumar!
autumar by mar nigga August 31, 2021
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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