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When people discriminate against the type of car you drive.
"Hey bro, see that guy pulling up in his pimp truck. Better call the condo association president to tow it." Trucks don't beong in our condo, because even though we think it's the Ritz...newsflash...it's NOT, that is AUTOISM!
Autoism by KrisJohn4Eva September 1, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch
Autoism is a simplified term for a personal religion involving no one other than oneself, and considering onneself to be the only true god
Christian guy: "Hey I'm a Catholic, whats your religion?"
Narcissistic asshole: "I follow Autoism"
Christian guy: "Oh.. I've never heard of that"
Autoism by Whisko March 17, 2021

No Different Than You Autism Awareness 

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle that spreads autism awareness. Thuggizzle is responsible for uniting over 30,000 families who have kids with autism.
Thuggizzle has a team that faithfully attends the any baby can walk for autism every year called No Different Than You Autism Awareness.

Autism Speaks 

But they don't listen to real autistic people. For some reason people and big companies support them despite AS' fuckups. Probably blackmail or some shit.
One time I went to a TJ Maxx and on the intercom an employee said that 50% of purchases were going to be donated to Autism Speaks. I left immediately to Target. The store sucked anyways.
Autism Speaks by Corn-Sizzurp May 18, 2021

tbh creature/autism creature 

dumb little silly guy. he’s got a big round head and big round eyes and little stubby legs. i think he’s neat.
“i love the tbh creature/autism creature
“same, i like his round face”

weaponized autism 

The focused application of nerdiness , computer tech savvy and social awkwardness in the cyber pursuit of justice, Payback or even serving the public interest. Real world results originating in social media, online forums and other Web locales.
Damn!!! Those 4Chan dudes fucked that child molester up!!! Hacked his Facebook and Twitter--Posted his conviction to all his family and friend. Weaponized Autism like a motherfucker!!!
weaponized autism by BarrySoetero November 29, 2016

Autism Speaks 

A corrupt and hateful organization that views autism as a disease that needs to be cured, in which close-minded moms will end up pouring massive amounts of money into in order to make their children "the perfect child." They view autistic people as sub-humans who are incapable of love and affection, in which they'll end up using torturous methods such as ABA therapy to convert them to acting "normal." This is a pure example of corporate greed as they are using fear mongering techniques in order to gain as much money as possible even though less than 10% of all the money they receive actually goes to helping the families themselves. There's a reason why so many autistics (including me) heavily despise Autism Speaks and that's because they aren't even listening to the actual autistic people themselves. Instead, They decide to listen to the parents, who are often too ignorant to understand how we actually feel.
Pro Tip: Go to Autistic Self Advocacy Network. It is way better than Autism Speaks in every way and doesn't spread hateful messages about autism.
Autism Speaks by Dubiks January 16, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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