auto-jizz

Verb
1. jizzing/o-ing purely by mental activity, no physical stimulus.

2. short moment of ecstasy (no actual jizz involved) brought on by extreme excitement, delicious food, extremely attractive people, etc...

Oh. My. God. I just saw my hott neighbor with no shirt on and I auto-jizzed.

That chocolate pastry was so good, I auto-jizzed right at the table.

by gladiusw February 16, 2010

autojizzerpro

Someone who is a pro in cs:go and spams with an auto, technically jizzing all over the enemy team as they fire.

"Dude! He's such and autojizzerpro!"
"I know right, did you see it?!"

by vladamirshrekputin October 11, 2016

autojizzed

The act where a dude is masturbating so furiously and in the moment just before orgasm they forget to breath, pass out and wake covered in their own jizz with no recollection of cumming.

I got so high last night and autojizzed everywhere

by random198611 March 13, 2019