carpet bombing

when your masturbating and you cum all over the carpet/floor area leaving a crusty stains in your carpet
yo homes, i went carpet bombing in my sisters room, theres crust all over the floor.
by L.L.spermway February 23, 2010
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autisticlap

starting the slow clap near the lunch table of those who are mentally retarted.
yo homes, i started the autisticlap yesterday and those retartds didnt know how to stop.
by L.L.spermway February 25, 2010
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