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National Defense Authorization Act 

Reason the "land of the free" A.K.A., the U.S.A, will lose all meaning and could very be the REAL apocalypse in 2012. Simply put, learning the Bill of Rights in school was a waste.

In a 93-7 vote, declares the entire USA to be a "battleground" upon which U.S. military forces can operate with impunity, overriding Posse Comitatus and granting the military the unchecked power to arrest, detain, interrogate and even assassinate U.S. citizens with impunity.
CANADIAN PERSON: What's this National Defense Authorization Act I've been hearing about, ay? Something about rights?

AMERICAN PERSON: I used to stand up for my rights.....but then I took an arrow in the knee.
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National Defense Authorization Act 2012 

The government's way of saying "Fuck you!" to the Fourth Amendment.
Government: Hey, Fourth Amendment!

Fourth Amendment: What?

Government: I National Defense Authorization Act 2012'd your mom!

Presuppose Authorization And Ensure (SysAdminStatus) Remains (Superordinate)

Presuppose Authorization And Ensure (SysAdminStatus) Remains (Superordinate)
Hym Iam "Presuppose Authorization And Ensure (SysAdminStatus) Remains (Superordinate)"

Authofication 

The authorization and verification of anything.
I had to get a Authofication of my documents in order to file them.
Authofication by maddieblueeyes February 14, 2012

Arthurization 

The "permission to engage" that the Good King should have insisted that his Knights of the Round Table obtain from him before inciting battles with competing knights/armies from areas outside his kingdom.
If Sir Duncan and some of the other "overly aggressive/combative" knights had sought Arthurization before "starting stuff" with enemy factions, life at Camelot might have been considerably more peaceful and harmonious, and more of the armored warriors might have lived longer calmer happier lives as a result.
Arthurization by QuacksO October 27, 2018

Premature Actorization

Some New Directors will spin an actor up... and force him to "emote" fully during rehearsal... so that he might see in advance how it might look on film. But this rarely works out by the time the camera is rolling the Actor has already shot his emotional wad... during rehearsals. This I have deemed "premature Actorization"
The actor was spent emotionally by the time the cameras rolled. He was a victim of "premature Actorization".
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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