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(Adj.) Derogatory slang referring to the average American commercial idea of what Mexican food should taste like. See also Tex-Mex, Taco Bell, Chevy's.


authenticante :: Chevy's
a) dog :: nest
b) The Stranger :: blumpkin
c) bouleversement :: oneiric
d) Hospitaliano :: The Olive Garden
e) mullet :: other mullet
Wow, that Mexican Pizza(tm) sure was authenticante!

I ordered some takeout at Hi-Tech Burrito for that 'authenticante' taste while I watch the Paul Rodriguez special later tonight.
by Matt Glaser January 23, 2006
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