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The main most popular Australian IRC network for tools on the internet. Most of their IRC Ops are idiots who ban every person they can find because they belive it is them who are packeting them. Now they have lost around 5000 regular users due to their banning. If you are going to try and connect to austnet make sure you have set aside a long period of time for waiting, and if you manage to connect usally the next thing you will see is yourself being disconnected by a netsplit.
"Dude, did you see that guy fall down the flight of stairs?"
"Yeah, he ate shit like austnet!"
austnet by Matt[O] September 25, 2005
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Austentatious 

A play on the word 'ostentatious', used to describe the works of author Jane Austen.
Positively Austentatious!
Austentatious by Iz416 April 5, 2011
Related Words
1. Voldemorts relatives
2. A warlock
3. Chomp
Oh your an Austnes?
austnes by voldie fierce October 23, 2009

Austentatious 

Definition 1: The act of being totally awesome, particularily in the aspect of being a sniper.

Definition 2: The feeling of being a badass
Example 1: Austin Mills felt Austentatious after he answered a question in biology while he was asleep.

Example 2: Austin Mills felt Austentatious after he used a calculator on a non-calculator homework question.
Austentatious by Vikram Gupta April 1, 2013

austentic 

It’s a type of feed. Well a tripping phase. With old music, artsy shit, weird ass shoes, turning pretty girls weird, and other shit. it makes my eyes bleed HUhfuckhuh fucka yucka
basically describes it
Lily: I love my feed! Look at my combat boots, coffee, and macaroons. They’re disgusting as shit, but shhh. I have to be austentic so they’re so good. hucka fucka wucka puck phooofooooo buh fuck me in the ass

Hood person: Bruh we way better

facts tho
austentic by FactsonJersey September 6, 2018

Austention

The effects on mind and body that a person feels after prolonged doomscrolling (usually whole day of binge scrolling while laying on bed).
He lives in austention. I am austented. This work is so austenting.
Austention by Scribe001 June 12, 2026
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