august 2nd.
shinigaminobitches: waaa you guys want attention yku suck!!!
gook: august 2nd.
shinigaminobitches: waaaaa
gook: august 2nd.
shinigaminobitches: waaaaa
august 2nd. by shinigami gets no bitches March 24, 2021
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august 2nd
if your born on this day your absolute legend and you are an ultimate bad bitch. your very strong and you’ve been thru so much but you refuse to give you. keep going sexy
august 2nd by sadbiach November 20, 2020
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August 2nd
Victim: Pull out yo dick
Y/N*pulls out dick*
Victim: Were you born on August 2nd?
Y/N: How'd you know???
Victim: August 2nd dicks are the biggest
Y/N*pulls out dick*
Victim: Were you born on August 2nd?
Y/N: How'd you know???
Victim: August 2nd dicks are the biggest
August 2nd by August 2nd Mfuka September 29, 2021
August 2nd
August the 2nd is national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are physically required to fuck your girlfriend, or in compromise, go down on them or finger them.
If your girlfriend has a birthday on the 2nd, it is even more important to fuck her, as it is her birthday and national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are required to fuck her on this day.
If your girlfriend has a birthday on the 2nd, it is even more important to fuck her, as it is her birthday and national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are required to fuck her on this day.
Person 1: "hey isn't it August 2nd?"
Person 2: "yeah why? "
Person 1: "crap it's my girlfriends birthday. "
Person 2: "yeah why? "
Person 1: "crap it's my girlfriends birthday. "
August 2nd by Jesus mk2 July 8, 2021
August 2nd
Anyone born on this day is a natural born god sent from above, far superior to normal people, and has a strong leader instinct. Due to being born under the Leo constellation, these people are more susceptible to becoming conscious and breaking the matrix. This doesn’t apply to all but most are.
August 2nd by Kabib Argonoph October 15, 2019
August 2nd
August 2nd by Snail man August 2, 2021
August 2nd
National dick suck day.
August 2nd ( national dick suck day) is the day your gf gives you a bj til u nut.
August 2nd ( national dick suck day) is the day your gf gives you a bj til u nut.
August 2nd by Alpha jedd August 1, 2021
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