August 22nd

The prettiest date out of all of them, a good day to get married, or ask someone out, or just love.
Love love love

Hey Happy August 22nd!! <33

Aww thank you!! Happy August 22nd to you too!!! <3

I love youu

I love you moree

by Lena_outtahsre August 22, 2021

August 22nd

Anyone born August 22nd is that bitch that everyone can understand and relate to.

Guy #1: You were born August 22nd?
Guy #2: Yeah.
Guy #1: I thought so :)

by palmer22 August 1, 2021

August 22nd

National sneak out day

Sister:What are you doing?
Me:I’m sneaking out, it’s august 22nd!

by NotRose🌹 August 22, 2022

August 22nd

The day 2 absolute idiots got together after being awkward with eachother for a month straight

‘WHAT. EVEN SRE WE’
‘I DONT EVEN KNOW, YOU TELL ME’
‘I SONT KNOW’

‘I DONT KNOW EITHER’
……
- august 22nd 2021

by aylinis December 5, 2021

August 22nd

The day all beautiful, ass beating dick sucking, freaks are born. Also the most expensive and gifted.

Jake: uh-oh Tomorrow is August 22nd when all the hoes are born
Jaden: That’s my birthday!
Jake: I know

by Treyy October 18, 2019

August 22nd

The day where all disappointments are created. It may be a bad TV show, a terrible meal, or an accidental child. It is a day of regret and misfortune.

Joe: Ugh tomorrow is August 22nd it's disappointment day
Lynn: Hey! Tomorrow is my birthday
Joe: Exactly

by Josethemonkey June 23, 2019

August 22nd

August 22nd is national fuck your girlfriend day
go fuck your girlfriend

Hey it’s august 22nd

oh okay let me go fuck my girlfriend real quick!

by 2tenlee August 4, 2021