August the 2nd is national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are physically required to fuck your girlfriend, or in compromise, go down on them or finger them.
If your girlfriend has a birthday on the 2nd, it is even more important to fuck her, as it is her birthday and national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are required to fuck her on this day.
Person 1: "hey isn't it August 2nd?"
Person 2: "yeah why? "
Person 1: "crap it's my girlfriends birthday. "
by Jesus mk2 July 08, 2021
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Anyone born on this day is a natural born god sent from above, far superior to normal people, and has a strong leader instinct. Due to being born under the Leo constellation, these people are more susceptible to becoming conscious and breaking the matrix. This doesn’t apply to all but most are.
“Are you born on August 2nd?”
Yea why?”
“You must be Jesus reincarnated.”
by Kabib Argonoph October 15, 2019
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National Leslie day.

If you have a girlfriend named leslie that is totally radddddd then it’s her day♥️
August 2nd? Omg that’s leslie day
by NotLamar101 August 01, 2019
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if your born on this day your absolute legend and you are an ultimate bad bitch. your very strong and you’ve been thru so much but you refuse to give you. keep going sexy
‘whens your birthday?’
‘august 2nd why?’
‘your a legend then’
by sadbiach November 20, 2020
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August 2nd is national have sex day where everyone is “required” to have intercourse
Man 1:Hey man guess what!
Man 2: what
Man 1: It’s august 2nd!
Man 2: Aw hell yeah!
by Snail man August 02, 2021
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Burger day, day when Owen does cool trick infront of Hannah
Jonah: Owen it's August 2nd burger day you gotta go do cool trick

Owen: shit you right *zooms away on rollerblades to see Hannah*
by Owendunca July 29, 2021
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day of the gooks.
shinigaminobitches: waaa you guys want attention yku suck!!!

gook: august 2nd.

shinigaminobitches: waaaaa
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