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audio porn 

Probably one of the greatest things ever in my opinion
It usually just has someone talking to a camera or recorded audio as the person talks and starts masturbating or making moaning noises it's very interesting for ladies I'd recommend "voiceofrockstar" on Tumblr (he's also on snapchat I'm pretty sure) sadly for males and such I have no good suggestions
Girl 1: "I listen to audio porn when I'm alone..."
Boy: "What the fuck"
Girl 2: "Oh my God me too!!"
audio porn by Mifa June 16, 2018
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Audioportation 

The transportation of ones non physical self from their current location to another location through the power of music.

This follows the same concept of 'teleportation.' However, there are two different factors. One, you are are not physically being transported to another location- instead you are psychologically having sensations of being in a different environment. Two, the transportation of ones psychological self is not through a teleportation device but through the movement and power of music.

Note: This effect is not executed through the alteration of outside influences such as drugs or alcohol. Though they may have direct affiliation with an increase of the audioportation sensation, the use of these may have severe or consequential side effects.
Dude, I'm really hating work right now.
- You should audioport yourself to Ibiza
Not a bad idea, whats a good song?
-Try that one from the DJ I told you about last week.
Sweet. Save myself a plane ticket- and my sanity! Thank god for audioportation.
Audioportation by mz_u-no-who April 24, 2011

Audiopornccident 

V: When a younger individual, usually an adolescent male, is caught by his parents, viewing pornography because he forgot to turn the volume of his computer down.
Billy: *viewing porn*

Father: What in the world is that?... Darn neighbors!

Mother: That sounded like it came from billys room...

Father: *opens door quickly* Billy!! goodness son! Oh my... no. Oh no, no, no, no.

Billy: eeeeeeeeeeeeeh! *screams like little girl* Mom!! Dad!! Go awayyyuhhhh I'm, uhmm, I'm, uhh doing homework. *voice cracks prepubescently*

Billy has suffered audiopornccident.

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026