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Astroid Ass 

When a girl has a butt that just looks fucking fantastic in pants, but once the pants come off it has so many craters it looks like an astroid.

Can also sometimes been seen when wearing very tight skirts.
Example 1
Girl 1: Ugh, she has such an astroid ass! Everyone thinks it looks so nice, but it's really not that nice!
Girl 2: I know dude, I saw that shit in the locker room the other day!
Example 2
Student 1: Dude, Ms D has such a nice ass!
Student 2: It's not that nice dude, wait until she turns around in that tight skirt. That shit's an astroid ass!
Astroid Ass by BagFullOfBlowjobs December 13, 2014
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Astrid is a girl who is beyond perfection. She is someone who is caring, kind, empathetic, loving, adorable, cute, beautiful, stunning, and absolutely the hottest girl in the universe. Her smile can make people melt, and the way she looks at you it gives you this feeling that everything will be okay as long as you are with her. She is someone to be treated like a queen because she deserves it and more. She is the most perfect in every way. Especially if you met her at a camp somewhere, she will be something else just like a miracle. She is the star that is brightest at night even when it’s cloudy. She is someone who you want to always hold because she is an adorable little peanut and you want her to know it. :))
“I swear she is perfect.”

“Well obviously she is an Astrid!”
Astrid by B-Durk October 14, 2019
A beautiful female sweet and kind and always fun to talk to. If you have a problem she will listen
Thanks for being such a astrida
astrida by slangman123456 August 26, 2013
Astrid is one of the kindest girls you will ever meet, she has the most amazing sense of humour and she can always make you laugh. She is confident and extremely clever (even though she sometimes tries to hide it) She is a family girl who will do anything for the people she loves. She will keep your secrets and she will tell you hers. She is trustworthy and loyal and gives the best advice. If you are reading this and called Astrid you are beautiful and amazing, believe in yourself!
Astrid is so beautiful and she is always there for me.
Astrid by 🥺💕🥰 June 14, 2020
A curvy slim petite girl who is extremely HOT. Might look mean from first glance. But has the most adorable personality when you have encounter her. Has the greatest smile. She is into long-term relationships and she's loveable and passionate. The true meaning of wifey material. She is the most trustworthy friend you can ever have and she is also very intelligent in all that involves the arts such as music, drawing, design, dancing, and writing. Teachers love her and students hate her. She is beauty and brains. Overall, a really really great person. Regarded by most as best thing thats ever happened to them. Oh yea the only downfall is that she's usually pretty much taken when you meet her. So if you have an Astrid you better never let her go !!!
Guy: Jesus, she was the best thing that ever happened to me.

Girl: Oh yea, she was an Astrid.
Astrid by MIndUrBusiNesS July 30, 2009

astrodummynomical 

Something that goes dummy and is really out of this world
My friend Justin just astrodummynomically gobbled that glizzy
astrodummynomical by LazyFeels March 16, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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