Astroid

The only asteroid with a unusual name "Astroid" without the e. Sometimes people are called that.Either because their the odd one out or just the only one standing out.

Oh hello there Astroid! Still the usual little odd child. Haha.

by Emestar Metorus January 1, 2019

Astroid Ass

When a girl has a butt that just looks fucking fantastic in pants, but once the pants come off it has so many craters it looks like an astroid.

Can also sometimes been seen when wearing very tight skirts.

Example 1
Girl 1: Ugh, she has such an astroid ass! Everyone thinks it looks so nice, but it's really not that nice!
Girl 2: I know dude, I saw that shit in the locker room the other day!
Example 2
Student 1: Dude, Ms D has such a nice ass!
Student 2: It's not that nice dude, wait until she turns around in that tight skirt. That shit's an astroid ass!

by BagFullOfBlowjobs December 13, 2014

Astrid

Astrid is a girl who is beyond perfection. She is someone who is caring, kind, empathetic, loving, adorable, cute, beautiful, stunning, and absolutely the hottest girl in the universe. Her smile can make people melt, and the way she looks at you it gives you this feeling that everything will be okay as long as you are with her. She is someone to be treated like a queen because she deserves it and more. She is the most perfect in every way. Especially if you met her at a camp somewhere, she will be something else just like a miracle. She is the star that is brightest at night even when it’s cloudy. She is someone who you want to always hold because she is an adorable little peanut and you want her to know it. :))

“I swear she is perfect.”

“Well obviously she is an Astrid!”

by B-Durk October 14, 2019

astrida

A beautiful female sweet and kind and always fun to talk to. If you have a problem she will listen

Thanks for being such a astrida

by slangman123456 August 26, 2013

Astrid

Astrid is one of the kindest girls you will ever meet, she has the most amazing sense of humour and she can always make you laugh. She is confident and extremely clever (even though she sometimes tries to hide it) She is a family girl who will do anything for the people she loves. She will keep your secrets and she will tell you hers. She is trustworthy and loyal and gives the best advice. If you are reading this and called Astrid you are beautiful and amazing, believe in yourself!

Astrid is so beautiful and she is always there for me.

by 🥺💕🥰 June 14, 2020

Astrid

A curvy slim petite girl who is extremely HOT. Might look mean from first glance. But has the most adorable personality when you have encounter her. Has the greatest smile. She is into long-term relationships and she's loveable and passionate. The true meaning of wifey material. She is the most trustworthy friend you can ever have and she is also very intelligent in all that involves the arts such as music, drawing, design, dancing, and writing. Teachers love her and students hate her. She is beauty and brains. Overall, a really really great person. Regarded by most as best thing thats ever happened to them. Oh yea the only downfall is that she's usually pretty much taken when you meet her. So if you have an Astrid you better never let her go !!!

Guy: Jesus, she was the best thing that ever happened to me.

Girl: Oh yea, she was an Astrid.

by MIndUrBusiNesS July 30, 2009

astrodummynomical

Something that goes dummy and is really out of this world

My friend Justin just astrodummynomically gobbled that glizzy

by LazyFeels March 16, 2021