Astrodouche

A douche bag who's "douche baggery" is out of this world.

Meredith Vieira claiming Michael J. Fox ran across Canada, gravely mistaking him for Terry Fox. What an astrodouche!

by Diaz Nutz February 18, 2010

Astrodouche

There's a grading level starting with douche bag, then asshat, and finally astrodouche. An astrodouche is unquatifiably and immeasurably such and douche the individual breaks the bell curve on psychopathy by his/ her obsessive behaviors to destroy your life to no rational end.

My exhusband mike won't let me live my life to the degree that I can't get him to stop hacking into all my accounts, he's a psychopath astrodouche.

by kalico_kat August 23, 2021

autodouche

A "musician" who believes auto-tune is a form of singing and makes constant use of it.

Person 1: Did you see him perform on the Grammy's last night? He was awesome.

Person 2: Awesome? That wasn't a freaking performance. He's just a talentless autodouche.

by Hanatori May 31, 2010

autodouchebag

a guy who purchases sports car in attempt to raise his status in society, especially in hopes of improving his own sexual appeal. Optional abbreviated version: autodouche.

A sure sign of autodouchebags is when you see their cars parked too close to the neighboring empty space in order to deter other people from parking there, so that there will be less risk of their own car being scratched or damaged by the "inferior" drivers.

by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014

aggrodouche

Combined word aggravated + douche bag

Sorry for being such aggrodouche last night. Please don't much chips in bed when i'm trying to sleep.

by Circus Kingster October 28, 2015

Acrodouche

Noun: Someone who likes to use random acronyms and then talk shit when you don't know the meaning of it.

Verb: Acrodouch-ing: conducting oneself in an acrodouchial manner.

Hi I'm Sh**na * am an Acrodouche because I like to pretend I'm awesome by using acronyms like "FTW" and then using urban dictionary as my source for why you're stupid for not knowing what FTW is.

Hi I'm Lindsey H*rgert and I like to talk shit and say someone needs to "work on your acronyms" Typical acrodouche....

by RizzlBizzl August 7, 2017