asswhuppin
asswhuppin by lil eazy423 March 5, 2009
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asswhuppin'
Intense physical retribution involving heavy bruising put upon a person in need of a life lesson in civility, politeness and manners.
asswhuppin' by harry flashman July 13, 2003
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asswhoopinworthy by TheSpacedCowboy August 11, 2016
jasper county asswhooping
Jasper ass whooping is when your whole life you have lived in a place where being a total fucking asshole.You run your dickhole thinking you know everything about everything. FINALLY THE BIGGEST BONE CRUSHER THERE.WILL GIVE YOU THE WORST JASPER COUNTY ASSWHOOPING YOU HAVE EVER HAD.EVEN STICKS HIS BIG FOOT UP YOUR CRY BABY PUSSY ASS.
Damn I am getting so fucking tired of this cock suckers big mouth as soon as I get room..He's getting a jasper county asswhooping
jasper county asswhooping by Nick Danger Brother January 6, 2022
asswhooping
(1)Daddy gave you an asswhooping for burning his toast.
(2)"You're gettin' an asswhooping when I get over there."
(2)"You're gettin' an asswhooping when I get over there."
asswhooping by BarcodeFetus July 7, 2003
Double-duece asswhoopin'
A double-duece asswhoopin' is a undeniable defeat handed to one person, or group of persons. It doesn't necessarily apply to fighting. It can apply to just about any sort of contest, be it, a spelling bee, a hockey game, a drinking contest, or anything where one can lose.
Be advised: A double-duece asswhoopin' only applies when the defeat is embarrasingly one-sided
Be advised: A double-duece asswhoopin' only applies when the defeat is embarrasingly one-sided
The Sharks laid down the Double-duece asswhoopin' on the Detroit redwings with the 7-0 shut-out game!
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I laid down the Double-duece asswhoopin' in beerpong last night! My opponent left so drunk he couldn't even remember his name, while I actually had to order beer since he didn't once land a ball in a cup. Everyone was laughing their asses off!
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I laid down the Double-duece asswhoopin' in beerpong last night! My opponent left so drunk he couldn't even remember his name, while I actually had to order beer since he didn't once land a ball in a cup. Everyone was laughing their asses off!
Double-duece asswhoopin' by king sizzle May 21, 2010
Asswhooping
Asswhooping by Chocolatesyrup69 June 19, 2016
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