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Assween is a modern day generalised term for someone who is an irritating friend and a great gay butt sex partner.
Look at him, such an assween.
assween by rdnt December 11, 2021
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assweeble 

David Roth is an assweeble.

Assweiner 

An ass + a weiner = assweiner how complicated
is that like really noone cares if it's not real or

real it's justa funny nAmE
Hey did you her about that guy yeah he's a total assweiner
Assweiner by Emotiger February 12, 2010

Assoween 

Assoween is the unofficial holiday surrounding (i.e. way before and way after) the popular ONE-DAY holiday Halloween, in which the middle-aged sector of the general public, incapable of figuring out exactly what day Halloween is, don their cheap Marvel superhero or Playboy Bunny costumes and swarm to the local bars and clubs, wherein they suddenly develop a drunken superiority complex like no other.

Activities in this state include asking people if they want autographs, trying fruitlessly to hit on university girls/each other, abusing the bar staff (more than normal) and generally making everyone around them feel embarrassed to be human.
(Mid-November)
Overweight Guy in Iron-Man costume: "What do you mean, you haven't got any drinks offers on?! This is an outrage! I want your manager! For f**k's sake, it's Halloween!!"

Disgruntled Bartender: *mutters* "more like "Assoween"..."
Assoween by littleradge October 30, 2009

asswrench 

A person who is so stupid that the only thing they can be used for is cleaning an ass.
Shut it, asswrench!
asswrench by Kerry Elliott January 2, 2004
A weed growing from the backside of a person or animal.
These weeds grow more every day.
You are such an assweed!

Look at his assweed!
assweed by Boudewijn November 4, 2003
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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