assween

Assween is a modern day generalised term for someone who is an irritating friend and a great gay butt sex partner.

Look at him, such an assween.

by rdnt December 11, 2021

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by Dosadosa October 2, 2013

assweeble

One who weeble's the ass.

David Roth is an assweeble.

by Jeremy "ButtFucker" Tucker November 5, 2003

Assweiner

An ass + a weiner = assweiner how complicated
is that like really noone cares if it's not real or

real it's justa funny nAmE

Hey did you her about that guy yeah he's a total assweiner

by Emotiger February 12, 2010

Assoween

Assoween is the unofficial holiday surrounding (i.e. way before and way after) the popular ONE-DAY holiday Halloween, in which the middle-aged sector of the general public, incapable of figuring out exactly what day Halloween is, don their cheap Marvel superhero or Playboy Bunny costumes and swarm to the local bars and clubs, wherein they suddenly develop a drunken superiority complex like no other.

Activities in this state include asking people if they want autographs, trying fruitlessly to hit on university girls/each other, abusing the bar staff (more than normal) and generally making everyone around them feel embarrassed to be human.

(Mid-November)
Overweight Guy in Iron-Man costume: "What do you mean, you haven't got any drinks offers on?! This is an outrage! I want your manager! For f**k's sake, it's Halloween!!"

Disgruntled Bartender: *mutters* "more like "Assoween"..."

by littleradge October 30, 2009

asswrench

A person who is so stupid that the only thing they can be used for is cleaning an ass.

Shut it, asswrench!

by Kerry Elliott January 2, 2004

assweed

A weed growing from the backside of a person or animal.
These weeds grow more every day.

You are such an assweed!

Look at his assweed!

by Boudewijn November 4, 2003