assturtle 

One who pops in and out of the ass. As in, someone who gives it in the ass rather than recieves.

Damn, my sphincter is killing me because my boyfriend is such an assturtle.

assturtle by senormachosolo February 11, 2009

assturkey 

Moron or dickhead.

Synonym for any other word indicating stupidity that you're sick and tired of using because everyone else does.

Like an assclown but it just flat-out sounds funnier.

Those washed-up ex-football players on those NFL pregame shows are a bunch of assturkeys.

assturkey by expletive December 27, 2003

aristurtle 

an AWESOME turtle, and it isnt ARISTOTLE.

stephan: what's your company called?
zoey: aristotle.
stephan: like the turtle? (aristurtle)
zoey:... no, like the philosopher.

aristurtle by BitterEpiphany December 31, 2007

assburgler 

one who steals ones virginity through the ass.(anal rape)

Oh, there is the guy I slept with two nights ago, he's such an assburgler!

assburgler by Jenner Dalgleish/ Matthew H. February 15, 2008

ass turtle

Someone who continues to act like a retard after being told to shut up and drop it many times.

Its over why do you keep bringing it up you ass turtle?

ass turtle by IrishFairyGirl January 19, 2003

Assturkey 

noun. A person exhibiting rudeness with an overabundance of stupidity.

Brian ditched me on our date and stuck me with a $143 restaurant tab. Assturkey!

Assturkey by SnglLifeSucks April 17, 2008

assture 

a big ass

Travon has perfect football assture.

assture by jaboolehah September 12, 2003