asspunch 

to punch someone in the ass; bc they did something stupid.

The person who parked their car this way deserves to be asspunched!!

asspunch by ChrisSherry October 24, 2008

asspunch 

fisting when necessary

"I'd like to asspunch her for fun. You, on the other hand, I want to ass punch without wearing a glove, then wipe all over your mouth"

asspunch by Onionbag January 6, 2007

asspunch 

an insult directed to someone who messed up. background me and my friends

quit being an asspunch you lost the keys now find them

asspunch by jerome October 17, 2004

ass punch 

The only acceptable way to hit a girl. A closed fist to the ass of varying degree. Appropriate for retaliation or mean/rude comments. Bruising is frowned upon, but is hidden if need be. They can be stored, but must be used within a week, otherwise they are forfeited.

My girlfriend told me I wasn't funny so I had to ass punch her.

I gave her an ass punch cause she gave me a titty twister.

ass punch by Right n' History January 22, 2011

Assbunch 

You're more than just a usual asshole. You are that much of an asshole, it has to be folded to fit you. You are by far overassholed and there's no way back.

You are an assbunch, nothing less.

Assbunch by Rumpelsteelz October 18, 2020

assmuncher 

(1) A person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy. (2) Those who exhibit traits characteristic to "a person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy."

That fucking, assmuncher just ran a red light and cut me off.

assmuncher by El Diablo February 17, 2004

assmunch 

a purveyor of unacceptably annoying acts, usually due to sheer incompetence rather than maliciousness; one who is irritating, frustrating, dweebtastic, or otherwise mock-worthy.

it took the guy at the sandwich shop 20 minutes to make my sandwich- what an assmunch. it still tasted good though, but c'mon, 20 minutes? fuck that.

assmunch by Viktor II August 28, 2007