walking bag of wet asshair

a useless, vapid, empty vessel of a walking piece of human shit.

Drummers, fat salesmen--"look at that walking bag of wet asshair. I hope he slips in a puddle of AIDS"

by Onionbag January 05, 2007

asspunch

fisting when necessary

"I'd like to asspunch her for fun. You, on the other hand, I want to ass punch without wearing a glove, then wipe all over your mouth"

by Onionbag January 05, 2007

onionbag

The yambag, for Crissakes. What did you think?

My onionbag smells musty--then again, it's 80 degrees. Ballsweat--what a bastard.

by Onionbag January 05, 2007