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asstrickery
(n) Feats of non-intuitive acumen; the use of non-obvious approaches to problems that are figuratively pulled from the ass of the person who conceives them.
His clever use of the Separating Hyperplane Theorem to derive the boundary of a convex set was quite a piece of asstrickery. We never would have thought to use that ourselves.
asstrickery by asstrickster December 9, 2008
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asspickle
as a noun: one who dwells in an anus, hence, is pickled in ass.
as a verb: (to asspickle/ asspickling): sticking things up one's ass.
Just another name I like to call one of my best friends.
as a verb: (to asspickle/ asspickling): sticking things up one's ass.
Just another name I like to call one of my best friends.
Jaycee is a douchetastic asspickle.
asspickle by artpsychopedia December 9, 2008
asscricket
A person who unrightfully TRIES to take the place of another, but is much too quiet and ridiculous , and thus cannot do it. This person is very annoying because they always seem to be around, but no one ever knows anything about them, because they are too quiet.
see supplanter
see supplanter
asscricket by Jamie M (Scarf Tato) March 8, 2007
asspickle
asspickle by Mr. Bubblehead March 22, 2005
asspickle.
1.One who has the nature of an ass, too a magnified extent. 2.To be such an ass, that one is marinated in it like a pickle. 3.Literaly looking like a piece of human piece of shit.
Steph: "Why do you have to be such an asspickle?"
Délhan: "It is in my nature, I was born that way. My parents were asses, my grandparents were asses. Im just keeping up tradition."
Thus Délhan being an asspickle.
Délhan: "It is in my nature, I was born that way. My parents were asses, my grandparents were asses. Im just keeping up tradition."
Thus Délhan being an asspickle.
asspickle. by Délhan May 23, 2006
asscricket
asscricket by ewmikayla May 9, 2018
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crunchy
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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