assnoob

A really bad cheater at video games. Combination of asshole and noob.

Hello, what are you doing?
I am cheating throughout the whole damn video game!
Fuck you, you really bad cheater! You are an assnoob!!!

assnoob by pornuser May 21, 2018

assboobies 

When your cleavage is so abundant, that your breasts form what looks like ass cheeks.

Erica has some excellent assboobies in that shirt today.

assboobies by Vermal May 9, 2008

Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationism 

The theology behind when an attractive female has good ass and boob jiggle, with excessive heat radiating from here clitoris and minor outlaying regions.

Damn homie, look at that bitch. She's got some crazy Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationism goin' on.

or

She looks like a Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationistic bitch!

Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationism by J-HO & MOE January 3, 2008

assboob

when u shit on a girls boobs and rub it in with ur ass

omg bc spearo has such big mitties (man titties) i gave him an assboob in the gym locker room

assboob by timmy taint January 13, 2008

Assoob 

The Combination of A ass and a noob

Dude That kid is suck a assoob omg

Assoob by this girl on tonya 98 March 6, 2010

AssBoobBounceThatAssItus

Your ass burn them boobs too big and your cat shit and it smell like bounce that ass

Jeremiah:my ass burn
Evelyn:My boobs to big
Jeremiah:Shit the cat done shit and it smell like bounce that ass
Evelyn: omg this must be that AssBoobBounceThatAssItus

AssBoobBounceThatAssItus by OfficerTakeUDown October 28, 2025