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A really bad cheater at video games. Combination of asshole and noob.

Hello, what are you doing?
I am cheating throughout the whole damn video game!
Fuck you, you really bad cheater! You are an assnoob!!!

assnoob by pornuser May 21, 2018

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assboobies

When your cleavage is so abundant, that your breasts form what looks like ass cheeks.

Erica has some excellent assboobies in that shirt today.

assboobies by Vermal May 9, 2008

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Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationism

The theology behind when an attractive female has good ass and boob jiggle, with excessive heat radiating from here clitoris and minor outlaying regions.

Damn homie, look at that bitch. She's got some crazy Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationism goin' on.

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She looks like a Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationistic bitch!

Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationism by J-HO & MOE January 3, 2008

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assboob

when u shit on a girls boobs and rub it in with ur ass

omg bc spearo has such big mitties (man titties) i gave him an assboob in the gym locker room

assboob by timmy taint January 13, 2008

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Assoob

The Combination of A ass and a noob

Dude That kid is suck a assoob omg

Assoob by this girl on tonya 98 March 6, 2010

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AssBoobBounceThatAssItus

Your ass burn them boobs too big and your cat shit and it smell like bounce that ass

Jeremiah:my ass burn
Evelyn:My boobs to big
Jeremiah:Shit the cat done shit and it smell like bounce that ass
Evelyn: omg this must be that AssBoobBounceThatAssItus

AssBoobBounceThatAssItus by OfficerTakeUDown October 28, 2025

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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