Assoob

The Combination of A ass and a noob

Dude That kid is suck a assoob omg

by this girl on tonya 98 March 6, 2010

Assgobblin

Munching your boyfriend's hairy asshole for so long you develop lockjaw.

Dude is assgobblin like a fizziend, suddenly he can't shut his mouth: "Dawwwm howwwney, Iww cawwn't clowwse mywww jawwwws."

Dude 2 "Too much assgoblin, baby, here let me rub your cheeks."

by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing August 28, 2007

Assjob

Similar to a handjob, except the difference is that the person is jacking you off with their ass crack.

i got an assjob from that one chick at the carnival.

by buhdur July 27, 2004

Assjob

Essentially when a girl rubs her ass on a guys penis till he ejaculates. There is no penetration.

Bonquisha rubbed up on Jamal’s dick till he came all over. It was an assjob

by 69thTeletubbie July 29, 2019

Assmobile

An overdone custom car/van that can barely drive properly due to its customizations.

A car or van that appears to have a driver incapable obey the rules of the road.

A vehicle that is driven with no regard for public or passenger safety.

Man, when that assmobile was passing I could barely hear myself think.

Hey did you see the assmobile wrapped around that tree?

Wey, that assmobile nearly hit that person on the pavement!

by XpideR G August 5, 2009

Assgobbler

One who excessively sucks anus to the extent that it makes his breath smell very shitty.

Man, Delbert is a real assgobbler. He's so full of shit that his breath stinks

by Smilin1 April 19, 2010

Assjob

The act of sliding one's penis between the ass cheeks of another; sliding the "hot dog" between the "buns".

"Wendy giggled as she gave her male friend Mike an assjob". Many people in today's society do not classify assjobs as sexual activity; they are more like massages, and thus can be shared between friends.

by AllessioV July 26, 2017