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Assgobblin 

Munching your boyfriend's hairy asshole for so long you develop lockjaw.
Dude is assgobblin like a fizziend, suddenly he can't shut his mouth: "Dawwwm howwwney, Iww cawwn't clowwse mywww jawwwws."

Dude 2 "Too much assgoblin, baby, here let me rub your cheeks."
Similar to a handjob, except the difference is that the person is jacking you off with their ass crack.
i got an assjob from that one chick at the carnival.
Assjob by buhdur July 27, 2004
Essentially when a girl rubs her ass on a guys penis till he ejaculates. There is no penetration.
Bonquisha rubbed up on Jamal’s dick till he came all over. It was an assjob
Assjob by 69thTeletubbie July 29, 2019

Assmobile 

An overdone custom car/van that can barely drive properly due to its customizations.

A car or van that appears to have a driver incapable obey the rules of the road.

A vehicle that is driven with no regard for public or passenger safety.
Man, when that assmobile was passing I could barely hear myself think.

Hey did you see the assmobile wrapped around that tree?

Wey, that assmobile nearly hit that person on the pavement!
Assmobile by XpideR G August 5, 2009

Assgobbler 

One who excessively sucks anus to the extent that it makes his breath smell very shitty.
Man, Delbert is a real assgobbler. He's so full of shit that his breath stinks
Assgobbler by Smilin1 April 19, 2010
The act of sliding one's penis between the ass cheeks of another; sliding the "hot dog" between the "buns".
"Wendy giggled as she gave her male friend Mike an assjob". Many people in today's society do not classify assjobs as sexual activity; they are more like massages, and thus can be shared between friends.
Assjob by AllessioV July 26, 2017
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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