Assoob 

The Combination of A ass and a noob

Dude That kid is suck a assoob omg

Assoob by this girl on tonya 98 March 6, 2010

Assgobblin 

Munching your boyfriend's hairy asshole for so long you develop lockjaw.

Dude is assgobblin like a fizziend, suddenly he can't shut his mouth: "Dawwwm howwwney, Iww cawwn't clowwse mywww jawwwws."

Dude 2 "Too much assgoblin, baby, here let me rub your cheeks."

Assgobblin by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing August 28, 2007

Assjob 

Similar to a handjob, except the difference is that the person is jacking you off with their ass crack.

i got an assjob from that one chick at the carnival.

Assjob by buhdur July 27, 2004

Assjob 

Essentially when a girl rubs her ass on a guys penis till he ejaculates. There is no penetration.

Bonquisha rubbed up on Jamal’s dick till he came all over. It was an assjob

Assjob by 69thTeletubbie July 29, 2019

Assmobile 

An overdone custom car/van that can barely drive properly due to its customizations.

A car or van that appears to have a driver incapable obey the rules of the road.

A vehicle that is driven with no regard for public or passenger safety.

Man, when that assmobile was passing I could barely hear myself think.

Hey did you see the assmobile wrapped around that tree?

Wey, that assmobile nearly hit that person on the pavement!

Assmobile by XpideR G August 5, 2009

Assgobbler 

One who excessively sucks anus to the extent that it makes his breath smell very shitty.

Man, Delbert is a real assgobbler. He's so full of shit that his breath stinks

Assgobbler by Smilin1 April 19, 2010

Assjob 

The act of sliding one's penis between the ass cheeks of another; sliding the "hot dog" between the "buns".

"Wendy giggled as she gave her male friend Mike an assjob". Many people in today's society do not classify assjobs as sexual activity; they are more like massages, and thus can be shared between friends.

Assjob by AllessioV July 26, 2017