Asshurt

Something that you say when you can’t admit that you are wrong in any way in Facebook Groups

Hmm I didn't know Daniel Gibbs was gay, nor did I know that gays are a minority. Obviously someone here that's bi/gay and/or standing up for Gibbs is a little asshurt

Asshurt by Ohio Retard January 2, 2020

Asshurt

A type of alcoholic beverage...only instead of a hangover you wake up the next morning lying flat on your stomach with a horrible pain in your ass. This is due to the fact that someone has drugged your beverage and violated your anus

Bob Saget gave Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen a tasty Asshurt last night and they woke up feeling rather sore.

Asshurt by ChocolateMudpieDeluxe February 1, 2009

makes my ass hurt 

This is an adjectival expression best used to describe people, places, things, moments, and events that are so annoying/stupid/ridiculous/grating that patience diminishes, moods deflate, and the threat of violence increases. Basically, this phrase can be used to describe anything or anyone that grates on your last nerve.

The fact that we are having a departmental meeting to discuss cover sheets and TPS reports really makes my ass hurt.

makes my ass hurt by 1AnastasiaBeaverhausen July 31, 2010

Ass Hurt 

A display of bruised feelings; usually over something lame.

Raul got all ass hurt when Jimmy didn't return his text message right away.

Ass Hurt by country_girl40 December 17, 2010

assturtle 

One who pops in and out of the ass. As in, someone who gives it in the ass rather than recieves.

Damn, my sphincter is killing me because my boyfriend is such an assturtle.

assturtle by senormachosolo February 11, 2009

ass hurt 

A drink in which Bob Saget Hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach with your pajamas around your ankles.

Mary-Kate: Holy shit what happend to you last night?
Ashly: I dont know, the last thing I remembered was taking a sip from Bob Saget's chocolate milk.
Mary-Kate: I remember my first ass hurt

ass hurt by conker1oo October 15, 2008

Why does my ass hurt? 

A phrase the homies use after they're super drunk and all sleep in a bed together, unknowingly having sex.

Homie 1: Yo last night was crazy bro.
Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything.
Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man.
Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed?
Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro.
Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt?
Homie 1: It's nothing man.
Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies

Why does my ass hurt? by Thot_Slayer69420 February 19, 2020