by country_girl40 December 15, 2010
A drink in which Bob Saget Hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach with your pajamas around your ankles.
Mary-Kate: Holy shit what happend to you last night?
Ashly: I dont know, the last thing I remembered was taking a sip from Bob Saget's chocolate milk.
Mary-Kate: I remember my first ass hurt
Ashly: I dont know, the last thing I remembered was taking a sip from Bob Saget's chocolate milk.
Mary-Kate: I remember my first ass hurt
by conker1oo August 21, 2008
expression used to display one's disbelief in another's statement. also used to tell someone no or disagree with someone.
Tom: Dude, I hooked up with Carmen Electra last night.
Billy: Your ass hurts!
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Gina: Do you think I could borrow $500?
Amanda: Your ass hurts!
Billy: Your ass hurts!
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Gina: Do you think I could borrow $500?
Amanda: Your ass hurts!
by Joe Sausage May 18, 2005
by Reverend Gisher October 30, 2007
A term of incredulity and suspicion, to be used in the same vein as "I don't believe you" or "Whatever".
"Where's Shirley?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her."
"Your ass hurts! I saw you talking to her just five minutes ago!"
(message on ATM screen) "Please enter your correct PIN."
"I DID enter my correct PIN! Your ass hurts!"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her."
"Your ass hurts! I saw you talking to her just five minutes ago!"
(message on ATM screen) "Please enter your correct PIN."
"I DID enter my correct PIN! Your ass hurts!"
by embzy June 24, 2009
by this did not happen to me March 27, 2005