asshower

when sitting on a public toilet; and it flushes underneath you.

Dave :Alison, what the hell took you so long int he bathroom? Did you fall in?

Alsion:No, I got asshowered, and got it all over my skirt

by alisoneleven July 10, 2010

assholery

Actions or behavior consistent with being an asshole

I was fired in my boss's latest fit of assholery.

by Chad December 3, 2003

assholery

1. (n) The behaviour characteristic of an asshole.

2. (n) An institution that produces a large amount of assholes in a manner that resembles the systematic and high output of industrial factories.

1. My professor was exhibiting an incredible degree of assholery

2. Most law and business schools are massive assholeries

by blorgoclot April 13, 2011

assholery

1. The outcome, both tangible and intangable, of someone's being an asshole.

2. The art and science of being an asshole.

1. Tom's assholery caused his arrest.

2. Bill had dedicated himself to assholery, so where better to practice it, then in politics?

by 91flhs March 1, 2011

assholerance

Describes the ability to tolerate people who think with their sphincter and share thoughts that are reminiscent of fecal coliforms. In other words, the greater your ability to spend time in the presence of an asshole, the greater your level of assholerance.

I can't believe you let your in-laws stay for a week, you must have huge assholerance!

by Grimandgrimmer November 11, 2009

Assholery

This is the word used to describe the act of being an asshole

That is pure assholery

by Darkness_Has_A_Scribe August 8, 2015

Assholeriffic

A teriffic asshole.

Someone who is above and beyond a regular asshole.

The act of being a great asshole.

Jim is an asshole, but Bob is assholeriffic.

Dick is being assholeriffic today.

by Lowcrawler February 20, 2010