asshound

Dude who persistently pursues anal sex and generally loves asses. Including female ones.

Girl: You are such an asshound. We just did it that way on Tuesday.
Boy: So? Last I checked I didn't break it. Why can't I play with it again? I'll play nice. I promise.

asshound by bumdarts November 17, 2011

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asspounding beat

Used to describe any form of music that is being played so obnoxiously loud that one feels as though their ass is being pounded by every note.

"The asspounding beat coming from the car down street was loud enough to violate every orifice of my body in the most inappropriate ways."

"I could hear the faint asspounding beat coming from the teens headphones on the subway as I sat silently across from them wondering why anyone would listen to Justin Timberlake in the first place."

asspounding beat by Byron Cunningham February 7, 2008

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ass hound

Someone who would prefer to chase hairy man ass than any other. Also can refer to someone who constantly makes a complete drunk disgrace of himself such as JZ. In both instances, the image of a dumbass dog, i.e. hound, sniffing his own shit and licking his own balls comes to mind.

As per every Saturday night, JZ's usual yelling and drunken nuisance left no doubt to the fact that he is an ass hound.

ass hound by Craig Rafa May 14, 2006

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asspoundee

An asspoundee can be defined as any person who owned stocks during the February 27 2007 trading session, when the Dow Jones crashed and suffered a historic drop of over 400 points.

Goddam I felt like an asspoundee when I was margined to the hilt and lost all my money when the markets crashed on February 27 2007!

asspoundee by DP Ludwig December 14, 2008