assholify

to make one's innapropriate actions or beliefs more believable by citing scripture.

The Bible says "that the worse curse of a liar is that he believes his own lies," said a preacher to Comedian and Social Commentator, Al Franken, on an airplane. Per Al Franken, this would be the highest form of an "assholification" as that quote is not in the Bible...its just a nice quote. See also assholicity.

assholify by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez December 28, 2005

assholing 

1. To be overbearing, to force your opinion others.
2. To be an asshole, everywhere.
3. to be rude, annoying and obnoxious.

He was assholing is way into our conversation, when we did not want him there or care about this asshole's opinion.

assholing by Anon-in-Il-agin March 23, 2008

assholery 

Actions or behavior consistent with being an asshole

I was fired in my boss's latest fit of assholery.

assholery by Chad December 3, 2003

assholishness 

ass hole behavior: i.e. unwelcomed grab ass, skipping out on the tab, etc.

Even though he was an amazing physical specimen, his assholishness kept me from going home with him.

assholishness by Dpostrophe October 5, 2003

Assholian 

used to describe a person who is known to be the common asshole. 2. a person from the land of asses.

you are such an assholian!

Assholian by J.Wood January 3, 2008

assholier-than-thou 

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.

Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"

assholier-than-thou by Sean "Chicanery" Connery July 20, 2008

Assholity 

The quality or condition of assholish behavior; the state of being an asshole

"The assholity of Glenn Beck boggles the mind."

Assholity by ETYLF August 4, 2009