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asshole pie 

the mix of macroni and cold bacon in one dish, tastes like your girlfriend's ugly sister's gooch. tastes like salad the has chinese goat milk all over it, and chunks of meaty cardboard.
guy 2: "dude, you let the noodles sit in the pot for too long..

guy 1: dont worry, we can throw cold bacon in there!

guy 2: good idea, sir.

guy 2: its done.

guy 1: well, taste it??

guy 2: it taste like someone just took a shit on a salad!!

guy 1: its asshole pie, we shall feed it to the world."
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tard pie asshole 

What you say to someone after they rail you in the ass, give you a cream pie, then eat it out afterwards (Commonly used in a homosexual manner)
Fucking tard pie asshole, those backshots where amazing

An Asshole And A Piece Of Shit

Even if you're right about Bill Burr... You're not NOT an asshole and a piece of shit. And you're in an incest cult. You are actively trying to get me to murder children. Your wife is a filthy jew-slut. You're kids are basically retarded in comparison to me. Uuuuumm what else?
Hym "And, even I am an asshole and a piece of shit, I'm still the creator of AI and savior of humanity. You should be happy Ben. You're religion was right! Someone better than you WAS coming to save humanity! And-"

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE 

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE ASSHOLE

“Fuck. Sex. Asshole. Piece of shit.” 

That’s how you grab attention with verbal words.
“Fuck. Sex. Asshole. Piece of shit.” *clap* *spin*. -Jeremy fragrance

assholedier went to see 

A crude song that only works with a London accent that is an excuse to swear.
Asshole asshole, assholedier went to see, (sea) two posts, two posts, two pistols on his knee, fuck your, fuck your for curiosity, fight for the queens cunt fight for the queens fun fight for the queens country.

Assholeperger syndrome 

Being a cunt and narcissist and blaming all your problems on a disability that has nothing to do with it.
That guy blames everything on his disability!
Oh he has Assholeperger syndrome.