asshole pie

the mix of macroni and cold bacon in one dish, tastes like your girlfriend's ugly sister's gooch. tastes like salad the has chinese goat milk all over it, and chunks of meaty cardboard.
guy 2: "dude, you let the noodles sit in the pot for too long..

guy 1: dont worry, we can throw cold bacon in there!

guy 2: good idea, sir.

guy 2: its done.

guy 1: well, taste it??

guy 2: it taste like someone just took a shit on a salad!!

guy 1: its asshole pie, we shall feed it to the world."
by el hombre from pee wee March 16, 2010
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tard pie asshole

What you say to someone after they rail you in the ass, give you a cream pie, then eat it out afterwards (Commonly used in a homosexual manner)
Fucking tard pie asshole, those backshots where amazing
by gogettemtiger June 09, 2025
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