asshole like 

when someone likes something on facebook that isn't a good thing but they like it just to be an asshole

mel's status was "snowed in for the next 2 days" i gave it an asshole like

asshole like by mjamor53 December 21, 2009

grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili 

what a queer cowboy does.

What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”

grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili by aq_ua March 29, 2021

licks my asshole like a cat

friend says something that is logically correct or superior to what you previously said, so you reply with "licks my asshole like a cat" as if youre saying "whatever bro"

"youre not fat anon!", anon says: "licks my asshole like a cat"

licks my asshole like a cat by cxrpsecsper July 3, 2026

asshole is like a clown's pocket 

A really deep asshole.

example: Collen's asshole is so deep, her asshole is like a clowns pocket.
example: Jack's asshole is like a clown's pocket.

asshole is like a clown's pocket by TheOtherBrownMan January 23, 2014

like an asshole with teeth 

A phrase describing how some peoples’ mouths are so surprisingly similar in appearance to an anus that it merits its own special phrase.

After analyzing hundreds of pictures of the Grabber in Chief, it was more than notable that his mouth looks exactly like an asshole with teeth.

like an asshole with teeth by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2023

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole 

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers

I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017

talk like a man with a paper asshole 

to reply to a query in a foolish or stupid manner

when i asked him, he started to talk like a man with a paper asshole.

talk like a man with a paper asshole by bob magrann June 26, 2007