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congeal: verb (fr. gelé) To signify a state of mental numbness provoked by the absorption of licit and illicit mind altering substances.
congeal by Marcus Macdonald May 22, 2008

congeal-ee-o 

The congealed fat at the top of cold soup forming little discs.
If I'm gonna eat that chicken soup cold, I've gotta skim off the congeal-ee-os.

concealer stick 

A subtle way to talk about a vibrator. Most men will think you are talking about make up
Jenny: oh looks like I need to pick up a new concealer stick

Brad: you spend too much money on make up

Jenny: but my concealer stick makes me happy... can I borrow 50 bucks? I need to get the one with two different ends on it

Brad: *hands over cash* hope this makes you happy

Jenny: *evil grin* you have no idea

Concealed Cowgirl 

When having sex in the cowgirl position, and the girl falls between the bed and the wall, AND YOU KEEP GOING! YOU DO NOT STOP!
To prepare for a concealed cowgirl, move the bed at least a foot from the wall, two feet if she is bigger.

Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS) 

A method of using a fictional persona, on anything from social media to legal documents. Often only effective for short periods with longer term consequences including delusions of grandeur, schizophrenia, paranoia, dissociation from friends, family and, ultimately, reality.
It had been a last ditch attempt to bond with his father, enjoy the countryside and conquer a mountain together. He had hoped to heal many wounds but his incessant use of the Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS) over the years had left him incapable of forming honest social bonds and he was left taking selfies below the clouds he had once aspired to surpass.